Just Saying...

Have you seen the Sears Optical commercial (tried to find the link, but had no luck - must be too new) where Gene (presumably the husband), while his presumed wife is bent over looking at shirts, tells a mannequin "Hey, chief! Eyes on your own paper."  The woman stands up and says, "Gene, that's a mannequin" and walks away.  I'm sorry, but if the man I was with, blind or not, decided to defend my honor like that, I'd say thank you at least...still mock him for being blind, but nonetheless be grateful he thought I was beautiful enough for other men to stare at.  Just saying.